Today I needed groceries so I decided a Monday afternoon is a perfectly suitable time to buy said groceries. I did not think it would be a mad house inside. Not only was I bombarded with pink and red and millions of delicious candy, which I am trying to stay away from! There was also easter candy! Its January why the heck is there already easter candy!
Anyway I was minding my own business I found all my goods that I needed and it seemed relatively not busy, hence because it was a monday afternoon!I proceed to the checkouts and there are a million people, good thing I am sneaky and picked a good spot. I was lined up right beside a mountain of PAPER TOWEL. A lady comes and if I am vertical she came beside me horizontally in front of this mountain of PAPER TOWEL. So since she was hidden by the mountain of PAPER TOWEL, the man who is lined up behind me did not see her ( he was lined up correctly might i add) she popped her head around the corner and said I am in front is that okay, and being the nice gentleman he was he said yes for sure... He did not know what he was in for.
I don't know what she was buying for, either she owns a restaurant( restaurants don't send women out to buy groceries, trucks deliver them) so that rules that out. So the only other explanation is she is breeding small children out of her basement. Her cart was Jam-packed full of stuff it was ridiculous. What makes women crazy enough to have more than 4 kids, all this food she was buying was enough for an army! AN ARMY OF CHILDREN. Today on TLC 19 and Counting was on, and they announced that she is going to have another child! This is lunacy, not only do they just slip out of her! But there are 19 kids running around, how are they going to support them all! they are going to need to rent Banquet halls in order to have Christmas dinner and celebrate birthday parties. PEOPLE ARE CRAZY
My rant is over, I am feeling awfully testy today
-A
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